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Mar 3, 2005 20:03:23 GMT -5
Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Mar 3, 2005 20:03:23 GMT -5
What are some interesting characters you have experienced in your lives?
Yesterday there was a retarded/mute Filipino lady at the post office, working the door, and communicating entirely with gestures and "EUH!!" Miraculously everyone understood her directions.
Then at target I saw a deformed hobo limping through the aisles. I didn't see what he was buying though. What do deformed hobos buy at target?
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Mar 5, 2005 15:19:59 GMT -5
Post by lordzadar on Mar 5, 2005 15:19:59 GMT -5
POO IS GREAT!!!
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Mar 5, 2005 17:51:45 GMT -5
Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Mar 5, 2005 17:51:45 GMT -5
um I believe your shit fetish belongs in the General section
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Mar 8, 2005 22:39:23 GMT -5
Post by Andrea on Mar 8, 2005 22:39:23 GMT -5
I was scanning about at topics and such that might seem to speak to me. And of course, upon reading the topic "People" I thought to myself, "Andrea, now there's a topic upon which you are very knowledgeable, and can comment on intelligibly, since you are such a people person." aaarghs. People. What a topic. They're everywhere damn it. janet. Hmmm. interesting people..you say. There's a crossdressing hobo that walks up and down Ventura and I see every once in awhile driving by. He's always ranting, at what seems to be no one, and pushing about a shopping cart. And this one time I saw him screaming by this bus stop. and it made my day.
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Mar 8, 2005 22:57:01 GMT -5
Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Mar 8, 2005 22:57:01 GMT -5
Hoo. I remember another one now. Robot-Granny. It's this old lady who walks up and down the beach, in a speedo and t shirt, but she swings her arms, crooked at ninety degree angles as she walks, like a robot, in a floating, mechanical walk. And she's old so her legs are all jiggly.
jigglyyyy...
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Apr 4, 2005 20:08:11 GMT -5
Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Apr 4, 2005 20:08:11 GMT -5
Ah...then there was this gargantuanley fat lady in a mumu at Denny's when I went with Adam that one time...She had a large hump of fat on the back of her neck where a pointy bone is on most people. And she smelled of ham, rotted, fetid ham, the non-delicious sort. I shall call her Chubbzor.
I don't think "gargantuanely" is a word. I'll add it to my thesaurus right now.
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Jul 24, 2005 1:31:34 GMT -5
Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Jul 24, 2005 1:31:34 GMT -5
While I'm in a rambling mood...
I once knew a wall-eyed horse wrangler by the name of Wolf. He had a ponytail and a beard. He was a swell guy. Wore boots.
I once saw a transvestite prostitute with a fake rubber ass and too much makeup. It didnt look like a chick with a dick, it was more like a guy with a stuffed bra and no self-respect.
My mother and I were releasing some ducklings at this pond and a bag-lady came up to us and began a very sane conversation with my mother about duck feed and pet stores and such. I thought, this is nice, a nice normal hobo who is just down and out for once. My mom then told me to get in the car. So I did. It turns out she started talking to my mom about how Satan was displeased with her because she bought a sandwich. So the hobo was crazy. But I didn't see it. My mom did. I think she has a sixth sense about insane people. I don't know if this is good or bad.
My older brother once had a friend who would buy a box of wine, take the shiny plastic bag out of the box, put it in a backpack, and connect a tube from the spout to his mouth. He would then drink while riding around on his bike, and this act was termed "Space-bagging," because the bag itself was shiny and metallic. This friend also was on my doorstep one morning, lying asleep on my porch. I poked him with a stick to wake him up. I think he had lice.
There's a guy who works at amazing comics who wears a dress. I saw him wear it at the premiere of Star Wars too. He wears boots with it...hmmmm.....
Ok that's all I can think of right now.
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