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Post by adam on Aug 16, 2005 19:11:10 GMT -5
QUICK, CUT TO A REACTION SHOT OF MALFOY!
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Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Aug 18, 2005 18:33:21 GMT -5
you just had to go and start a chris columbus complaint thread didnt you? well the board needed it
ive given the reasons i hate him so many times i dont even want to relive the horror of those movies again
on a scale of curdled fart to boiled diarrhea, his movies rate a "vomiting out the ass"
seriously who ever let him become a director, i mean thats talentlessness no teacher can neglect you enough to create, totally columbus' own idiocy
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Post by adam on Aug 18, 2005 20:01:48 GMT -5
The first scene of the first one is dumb and clumsily done as hell
They might have well just have had Dumbledore look into the camera to address the audience and say "MY NAME IS PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE" so that the audience would know that the character is, in fact, Professor Dumbledore
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Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Aug 19, 2005 19:49:03 GMT -5
so true
and the ending scene of the second one makes me want to punch a baby
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Post by adam on Aug 21, 2005 23:50:42 GMT -5
Didn't you miss Hagrid after he was gone for 20 minutes?  ? |
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Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Aug 22, 2005 20:38:03 GMT -5
no and i wish he died in the sixth book and fang with him, damn fictional characters
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Post by adam on Aug 27, 2005 2:13:57 GMT -5
QUERY: What is your opinion of the first Dumbledore?
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Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Aug 30, 2005 11:04:15 GMT -5
Richard Harris SUCKED. He was so old he could barely act, or barely put forth the effort. I'm glad they replaced him, the new dumbledore is much better. what about you?
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Post by adam on Sept 1, 2005 20:49:27 GMT -5
I re-watched sorcerers stone a couple weeks ago and Dumbledore wasn't really as bad as I had remembered, just missing all the joviality and light-spiritedness that makes Dumbledore Dumbledore He seems to wander around directionless (don't know how that could have happened with a WIZ like Columbus at the helm) and he seems too much aware that he is in a childrens movie. Other than all that, an acceptable performance
If he hadn't died I think warner brothers would have had to use cgi for all the ass-kicking he does in 5 and 6
The new guy is all kinds of awesome
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Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Sept 1, 2005 22:15:03 GMT -5
TEN KINDSA NASTY
sorry i just love that phrase. Gambon is cool, he's definitely more "Dumbledore" than harris.
hoo-ah
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Post by adam on Sept 14, 2005 0:12:43 GMT -5
THEORY: before he gave it to Harry, Dumbledore used the invisibility cloak to spy on girls and would later retreat to his office to take the memories out of his head and turn them into pensieves to watch at his leisure
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Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Sept 14, 2005 19:57:38 GMT -5
THEORY: Wizard Porn should be real
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Post by adam on Sept 21, 2005 1:26:29 GMT -5
WTF SINCE WHEN IS HARRY POTTER JEWISH  |
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Post by Elaine Von Lamesburg on Sept 21, 2005 1:38:42 GMT -5
WHEN WAS HE NOT JEWISH
shut up and put your yarmulke on
i like those illustrations better, they're all so damn ugly
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